The official stance on the meteor phenomena of last week is that it was an optical illusion caused by dark matter reflecting off an unexpected neutrino storm ( Read more... )

SO I GUESS THIS IS IT ( Read more... )

The comet is so large now... Coming so close... Teddie's not ready... It's so unfair... I've had such a short time amongst you all... such a short time living a human life... There's so much Teddie hasn't done yet ( Read more... )

Ah... so that when I leave this life in a moment of beautiful devastation, I don't have any unfinished business left behind that would cause me to return as a ghost... I think... there are some things that ought to be said ( Read more... )

bet everybody who's against anybody doing stuff to property's got a ticket & nothing better to worry about till they escape.

Regardless of the existence of an escape rocket or the inevitability of the comet careening towards the planet, there is no excuse for property damage. Further attempts of ransacking buildings related to the public good- such as the police station or the hospital- will certainly be stopped by any means necessary. Please avoid further looting of ( Read more... )

All right guys, just because we're at the eleventh hour doesn't mean we're allowed to start slacking off, here!! Come on! We've still got a whole 48 hours to think of a plan, there's still time ( Read more... )

-Kung Fu movie marathon at my place!  EDIT:  We're going to have the marathon on Wednesday.  So you better all come over then!!

-Steak party!
-Wear an actual police uniform
-See how far I can kick something I think I bounced a football off the forcefield! It took eight tries, though.
-See what the biggest thing I can dropkick is  <- if it takes 8 tries ( Read more... )

I've got a list of things I want to get done this weekend, just in case we all, um ( Read more... )

[The video opens to one (1) Rose Lalonde, sitting primly on what appears to be the carpet of a play area. Her jaw is tight and she stares the camera down in obvious annoyance.]

It seems I have been relocated.

[There's an ear-piercing shriek of laughter in the background, and a few toddlers dart on and back off camera. Her expression gets tighter ( Read more... )